Too Much Like Right

1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

duss005:

this is the worst thing about not working digitally. poor planning and you run out of paper right at your characters knees/ankles when you’re 90% from finished. rookie move.

Or you just Liefeld-ed it. :)

duss005:

this is the worst thing about not working digitally. poor planning and you run out of paper right at your characters knees/ankles when you’re 90% from finished. rookie move.

Or you just Liefeld-ed it. :)





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

orphanblack:

Somebody needs to take the video and set it to the music of “Sugar Sugar” by The Archies.

cophine-324b21:

ORPHAN IS THE NEW BLACK IS CANON.

McConaughey is in there, though, so now it has to be Orphan is the True Black.

cophine-324b21:

ORPHAN IS THE NEW BLACK IS CANON.

McConaughey is in there, though, so now it has to be Orphan is the True Black.

fartgallery:

one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button

the-absolute-best-posts:

revoltingchild:

ahh yes my favorite time of year

the-absolute-best-posts:

revoltingchild:

ahh yes my favorite time of year